Unicorns and Tacos

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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singlepatriotsinyourarea:

every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad

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fuckyeahkylejsimmons:

dansmithselfies:

this is the beset frickin photo i took all night he looks VERY CONCERNED WITH THE BRA IN HIS HAND

fuckyeahkylejsimmons:

dansmithselfies:

this is the beset frickin photo i took all night he looks VERY CONCERNED WITH THE BRA IN HIS HAND

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forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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